And a little funny for you:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass- kissing that will put you over the top.
10 comments:
ha ha. thanks for the morning laugh!
That is pretty funny!
bwahahaha! I always give at least 103%. But sometimes, I dig real deep and go for 118!
absolutely. love. it. :)
That is good!! I love it!!!
Good Stuff!
Hahahahahahah!!!
I love your blog! Just found it thru Speed Racer's! I love your "About Me" profile. There should be more people like you, with your attitude and the world would be much different. Look forward to following along! This blogging thing is so cool...you could literally spend hours surfing around from one to another.
HAHAhahaha! You should write motivational posters!
Benson,
You have done such a great job of keeping us informed on what it takes to be our best. Now if only this would on race day...
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