Brief rest stop by the river.
It was sunny, windy as hell, and 45 degrees when I started my bike ride commute to work this morning.
Nothing like a cold slap in the face, watery eyes, and a runny nose to wake me up.
When I got to my office, I immediately brewed a hot cup o' joe to thaw out my fingers and toes.
Luckily I was the only one there cuz by the time I stripped off my layers of biking clothes, (socks, knee warmers, shorts, tech t-shirt, arm warmers, jersey, and wind breaker) I was standing naked under my office' hot air vent while sipping that glorious hot liquid and waiting for my cajones to drop out of my stomach. Gawd, the shrinkage and retraction were devastating.
Move along, nothing to see here, move along.
I'm fine now.
12 comments:
maybe the best post ever!
Your commute makes mine look like cake.
Do you have co-workers?
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Yes, I have co-workers but I'm usually the first one in.
You are too funny!
My office has cameras. It would give the security guys something pretty amusing to look at if I was standing naked in my office. I am never alone even when I think I might be.
At least you weren't rubbing your nizuts...they was just all cold trying to hide up inside there!
mmm... yeah. I've had that happen after a chilly run. Glad you're better!
And it was great meeting you yesterday!! I'm glad you stopped me to say hi!!
Hahah, that's ballsy!
shrinkage! I just saw that episode of Seinfeld not too long ago..."I don't know how you guys walk around with those things!"
You created quite the visual...! Heh!
Crazy but awesome way to wake up!
Hmm, since I work in a completely open area with 3 officemates, that would never happen here!
I would have laughed to see you spit out your coffee when someone walked in on you in the buff.
dude you have some serious cajones to stand naked in your office......hahahhah
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