Friday, June 8, 2007

Good things come in 3's


3 feathers and 3 rocks. I usually wake up every morning at 3 am for a potty break. I like competing in triathlons. Not just a coincidence.
I'm almost through my first week of taper and the weather forecast for this weekend is pretty darn nice. A little open water swim, some biking, running, and cheering for my tri buddies at 2 local races. It doesn't get much better than that.
I guess I better get my shave on, or off as the case may be. Now that it's race season, It's time to plug in the trimmer for the first wave and then shave the stubble. I'm not an overly hairy guy but I do sport the average amount of leg, arm and chest hair. Yes, I get a bit metosexual this time of year and really do like the idea of cleanly shaved bod. I find it makes the wetsuit peel off slightly easier and hey, I just feel faster with no body hair. And taper time is just the right time to FEEL FASTER. None of that Nair for Men crap, I use shave cream and a razor. Not a brand new razor, mind you, but one that's been used a couple times. Using a new one in the past has left me a bit rashed in places and my girl-friend triathletes always took notice to point out my mistakes. Easy ladies, I only shave the exposed areas. Anything under the bikini is left alone. Guys...whatever.

Monday, June 4, 2007

"Welcome to the Taper!"

That was the email message from my coach. It's taper time.
My last hard workout was yesterday. I did an Olympic distance race and PR'd my previous best oly by :2:33. I'm pretty happy with that cuz the course was a tough one.
Total racers at the event (sprint and Olympic) was 1,200. Starting the oly race were 260 racers. I started in the 6th wave. The 6th wave was the last wave of the oly distance so you can imagine the washing machine of feet, knees, and elbows that were ahead of me. I'm an above average strong swimmer and I usually blast out of the start to avoid the initial ciaos. I had a great start with a few dolphin dives and I was in clear water with no one in my wave to hamper my progress. I caught wave 5 in about 3 minutes. That's when things got tough. I had to weave and plow my way through about 30 bodies (that's 60 feet, 60 knees, and 60 elbows) before the first turn buoy. Right after the turn, I got kicked in the right eye, "OUCH, EFF THAT HURTS!", and my goggle got suctioned so hard into my eye socket that I had to quickly roll onto my back and release the suction before it pulled my eyeball out (mild black eye today). That solved, I found my way through wave 4 to the second turn buoy and by that time the field had thinned out enough that I was able to settle into a smooth pace and make up some time.
T1 was fine except for the crowd in the exit chute and at the mounting line. Evidently it was a bit too much for the chip timing to handle so my bike split wasn't recorded. The bike was hilly, rolling hills, and windy. No worries, I felt good and kept my average pace over 20 mph according to my bike computer.
T2 was also fine and the first 4 miles of my run were good. Then my glutes and hips got real tight and I struggled to keep it smooth and finish in good form. I think I better get my bike fit checked to see if I'm stressing my glutes too much on the bike. After lunch and a short nap, I went for a 90 min ride to flush out my legs and loosen up my butt-ox.
So, the upshot is I PR'D! in spite of the obstacle course of swimmers and a tight butt (pun intended). I'm a little miffed that my bike split didn't get recorded so I'll have to contact the timing folks to see if anything can be done after the fact.
Today is a DAY OFF of training so I plan on icing a few sore body parts and cleaning up the bike for tomorrow's ride.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Blah blah thoughts from la la land

My legs are so tired, arms limp by sides, and my mind is numb with that groggy feeling of delirium brought on by TRAINING MY FRIGG’N ARES OFF!

The weather last weekend was ideal (almost) for long training efforts so I did just that. Sunday I swam for an hour in the lake and got beat up by the wave’s cuz the wind was honking at 20-25 mph. Who needs 100 other swimmers kicking and punching, whitecaps were the order of the day. Transition to bike and ride 102 miles (wind still blowing at 20ish). Transition to run for 45 minutes on what was left of my shredded legs. Drink recovery fluids. Went to whole foods store for big slice of veggie pizza, smoked chicken wrap, kettle chips, naked fruit drinks. Ah! Shower, stretch, vitamin E, salt tablets, V8, bed.

Monday was hot and humid. Morning swim of 3,000 yards. Afternoon race tempo run of 90 minutes with the dog. Splashed in lake to cool off my legs and the dog. Ah! Shower, stretch, went to picnic at tri buddy’s house for recovery nourishment, games, salt tablets, bed.

Did I really do that? What the #@!! Is wrong with me? Oh yeah, I’m trying to become an iron man. Taper begins in 5 days. I can taste it.

Tri buddy and I had a brief conversation about “why do we do this, really”? We concluded it pretty simply…”because we can.” At middle age, we are fortunate enough to be blessed with good health, first of all, and secondly, because we have the freedom of choice to do it or not to do it. We live in a free country that allows us, and often encourages, the opportunity to make our own choices and shape our own destiny. How effing great is that? Brief pause to remember those who served this country to give us the freedoms we have. ‘Nuff said.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Done venting for now

OK, I feel better today. A few good meals, a descent sleep and an ez day at the office. Can't wait to get home and go for a run with my dog.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Ch Ch Ch changes...

Quick race report. Sprint Du last weekend. "C" race pace. 41 degrees and windy.


Run 1: 25:18 at 8:26 pace. Bike: 51:43 at 19.7 mph. Run 2: 23:31 at 8:53 pace. 1:41.48.


2006: 50 degrees, light breeze.


Run 1: 24:45 at 8:15 pace. Bike: 40:37 at 20.6 mph. Run 2: 23:38 at 8:55 pace. 1:39.13.




What was different? Me I guess. 1. 2007, total ironman pacing and stayed in HR zones, mostly. 2. 2006 sprint training and blew up on second run. 3. 2007, lots of wind on the bike. 4. 2007, tired as heck from all the IM training. My running still seems slow but I could have done 5 more laps at that pace. Legs felt good. Satisfied that my IM training is working out but...


What the heck has happend to me? I can't seem to get my mind around 2.5 min slower time. I'm in IRONMAN SHAPE for krysake! Oh, you mean there's a difference between sprints and ironman? I'm an IM newbie and trying to learn something here but man I'm perplexed. I'm all blithering, tired, hungry, tired, emotional, tired. Time for a nap before my 2 hour ride at "race pace", whatever the heck that is.



Humph, yah I'm a wee bit grouchy today. I now have a bit of an idea how this whole IM triathlete lifestyle could really put a strain on a relationship. In the past 5 months, I've become so selfish about "my" time, "my" training, "my" schedule, "my" food, "my" sleep, it's all about "me" and to heck with anything else that doesn't help "me" stay on track and reach "my" goal. I , me, my. Listen to me, a part of me has become a selfish little brat who gets anything he wants...except faster. I sure hope all this pays off or I'll really be pissed at myself for waisting so much time and neglecting my friends and family. Maybe I'll feel better in 12 days...TAPER TIME! Is that when I change from a grouchy little worm into a beautiful butterfly?
We can only hope. Metamorphosing.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Lowde, I am so tie'd


Sorry I havn't posted in awhile. I've been TRAINING. I'm counting down the days until I start my taper. 21 Days.

Within the next 21 days I'll be doing several bricks, a couple really long weekend "race simulated" days, 2 races (sprint Du and an Oly), sleeping on my desk at work, and eating my way through the grocery store. After all that, I begin tapering June 4 for my FIRST IRONMAN!

I gotta give props to all my new tri-blogger friends for your support and stopping by my blog. It really makes my day to hear from you and I love reading your blogs as well. So inspiring. I must give most of my praise to my coach, who wants to be anonymous for now, for taking on a middle aged middle-of-the-packer and helping me remain injury free and true to the tri. A few weeks ago, we were having casual conversation with an elite athlete (j) when I mentioned I put some upgraded parts and components on my bike and shaved off over 1.5 pds of total bike weight. J said to me "why don't you just lose a couple pounds yourself and cut weight that way?" Before I could respond, coach said "don't mess with my star pupal, he's 156 pounds of lean muscle, about 10% body fat, and I don't want him dropping any weight now, he'll need it come race day." I blushed. I've never been a "star pupal." Good coaches are great people. GREAT!

My boss also gets a little press here. He's very health conscious and likes to keep up on my progress and what's going on in my tri-world. He notices if I'm a wee bit tired and a couple months ago he said "this is a nap friendly office so take one if you need it." How effing cool is that!? "Take a nap if I need one." Boss of the decade candidate.

If y'all don't hear from me for a week or so it's because it's crunch time and instead of blogging during my lunch break, I may be napping instead.